Thursday, October 22, 2009

Bushwhacker Manscaping : Forging Through The Hairy Thicket

BUSHWHACK
1. To ambush
2. To cut or beat one's way through thick woods
3. To range or move around in woods or the bush
4. To fight as a guerrilla in wild or uncivilized regions
5. To work in the bush, esp at timber felling


"The weapons with which we have gained our most important victories, which should be handed down as heirlooms from father to son, are not the sword and the lance, but the bushwhack, the turf-cutter, the spade, and the bog hoe, rusted with the blood of many a meadow, and begrimed with the dust of many a hard-fought field."
Walking - by Henry David Thoreau



I hereby declare if Remington, Schick, Norelco, Philips and Braun ever name a line of body grooming products 'The Bushwhacker' series of Manscape tools: I - or Henry David Thoreau - are going to sue their hairy asses off.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Best Mens Body Hair Trimmer : Specialized Gear

General purpose hair clipper sets, men's shavers and razors ain't a bad place to start with your career as a MANSCAPER. Some common hair cutting tools and a 'Get 'er done' attitude may be all you need. But many manufacturers are stepping up and delivering equipment and tools for MANSCAPING that are optimally designed for the MANSCAPE.



Philips, Schick, Norelco, Gillette, Remington and Conair have really stepped up to the plate to deliver more specialized body hair groomers and gear to address specific body parts and areas with finesse. Many of these mens body groomer tools are really sutied for the task, combining trimming and shaving functions into a single unit. Other body groomers and hair trimmers feature interchangable and snap on heads for the full gamut of Manscaping needs.

Manscaping Tips : Things Your Father Never Told You

Not everyone had a Father around to teach you right and wrong. For those of us who did, Dad was a role model at the bathroom sink - shaving and scraping away at his neck and cheeks. And you basically picked-up on whatever you witnessed and that's pretty much all you knew about Mens Grooming.



Perhaps Dad never talked about shaving. Never taught you HOW TO SHAVE in an explicit life lesson as you hit puberty. Perhaps you simply came down to the breakfast table to see Dad with bits of bloody toilet-paper pasted here and there on his face and you thought; "OK, when I grow up and become a real man, that's not how I'm going to Manscape."

Dad certainly never talked about other hair, or hair down there. Or that someday body hair elsewhere might become unruly and need to be dealt with - at least occasionally. You learned it the hard way: Locked in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet or with one leg propped up on the edge of the bathtub -- doing unspeakables to your unmentionables, nicking and cutting yourself in places you'd rather not have. But you were MANSCAPING. With whatever hair cutting tools Dad had. Cuz you were getting body hair in places other than on your face. And you knew you had to do something with it.

Tools For Manscaping : Beyond The Razor

OK, guys. Whether you choose to believe it or not: Any time you used that razor, shaver, hair-clipper, trimmer or scissors below your neckline, you've MANSCAPED. You crossed the line of men's grooming and hair trimming the moment you did so: You became a MANSCAPER. And the moment you cut that first unruly hair 'down there' you engaged in the seemingly new and trendy pop-culture ART OF MANSCAPING.



You used whatever tools you had. That terribly sharp-pointed household scissor. That cheap BIC single-blade razor that caused you to learn the hard way it wasn't the right tool for the tool as they say. Or perhaps you tried to use that trimmer-edger on the side of your Schick or Remington facial razor that wasn't just quite right for the job.

Well that's what this blog is about: The Best Manscaping Tools to groom body hair on places other than your neck and noodle.